"Most people don't know but when Nick plows snow he just uses his beat up truck to transport the plow. Once he gets to the jobsite he unhooks the snowplow and moves it by hand. I've seen him move more snow than the entire town Westfield by hand!!!" ---Mark Rosenberger "When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad, he turns in Nick Sliger Nick Sliger has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there. Nick Sliger can slam a revolving door." - Anonymous "Nick Sliger once sold his soul to the devil for amazingly good football skills. When the transaction was finallized, Nick Sliger tackled the devil and took his soul back." - Anonymous "The Royals made sure that the only thrones that Warren Central will be sitting on for the next year will be in the men's room." ---Mom Sliger "ROYALS ROCK!!!!! AMAZING GAME AGAINST WARREN!!!!" -Michelle Sliger -It is rumored that as a baby, Nick found the last living civilization of dinosaurs and was raised by them. He then rejoined society after eating them into extinction. -Anonymous -The Royals have been on the march showing why they are the Kings of the Jungle. -They had a tough loss against the Raiders. -In true Royal style they bounced back against the Mavericks and turned the Bull into hamburger. -They marched off to Richmond for battle in game one of the sectionals. They won-converting the Devils into Angels. -Game Two of the sectionals was against the Bears of Lawrence Central. Once again the Royals showed why they are the Kings of the Jungle. -Kathy Sliger The only thing equal to Nick's strength is his courage and determination! I'm glad he's on our side! Week after week he shows us all what a real champion looks like. Oh, and, if you think he's awesome..you should see his mom! Mr. Incredible has a "Mom Incredible"! - Letitia S. "The family's biggest fear when Nick goes to Indiana is having Coach Lynch call and ask if Nick has an off button because he hasn't stopped eating since he got on campus." ---Michelle Sliger "Before practice in 2006 I once saw Nick disguise himself as a pile of leaves and remain totaly motionless for 10 minutes to scare the living daylights out of someone who I swore was an unsuspecting Vin Diesel." ---Coach Prohm "My thoughts on this year to date The Royals accomplishments to date The Avon Orioles were crumbled to pieces. Thay are now know as the Tweety Birds. Fishers Tigers- most died in the Jungle. The few remaining kitties are now litter trained. Brownsburg Bulldogs just escaped becoming our Pound Puppies. Darn- always next year. Dah Millers were shaked- baked and sacked. Lafayette Jefferson Bronco's were bucked and broke. They are now our little ponies. Zionsville Eagles- not so real - they landed short and skidded off the runway. Smack. Westfield Shamrocks were weed wacked and mulched. So much for being Lucky What will the fate be for the Raiders and the Mavericks? We will find out shortly. Will the Raiders be thrown from their Horses- Will the Maverick Bulls become Beef Jerky? Check back and see the results." -Kathy Sliger "I woke up one morning for work and thought Bigfoot was sleeping on my couch . This creatures legs were hanging 2 feet over the edge of the couch . As it turned out, the creature in question wasn't Bigfoot , it was Nick Sliger snoring like a beast . He drove to My house (South Bend) In the middle of the night , arriving at 2:00AM . He was visiting my Nephew , who was staying a couple days with me . If you ever see Sliger in his morning attire , you would understand my fear." ---Rick Taylor http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273 i think you need to show lidy this play -Jeff Hanline Contrary to popular belief, If you get Nick to say his name backwards(Regils Kcin), he will not go back to his dimension; instead he will punch you in the crotch." ---Scared of Sliger "Rumor has it that his dog is really the Superhero 'UNDERDOG' in disguise." ---KS Would that make Nick the side kick? "Nick (Nicky Nick as we call him) is our farm hand and lawn boy. He can eat like a horse, just ask my wife who always makes double when Nick is coming over! His favortie snack at our farm is peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets. He works out by lifting my 11 year old over his head and throwing her into the lake! You may not know this about Nick but he is also a very good mechanic and fixes all my stuff that breaksdown. Go HSE kick Noblesville butt this week!" ---Rusty and Cindy Robertson "~Nick Sliger CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. With one hand. ~Nick Sliger is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can walk around naked, and no one's gonna say anything about it ~Global Warming is actually Nick Sliger's blood boiling before a game. Which explains why friday's are so hot." ---Anonymous "Nick Sliger is the reason Waldo is hiding." "Nick Sliger counted to infinity....twice." "Nick Sliger does not wear a watch...he decides what time it is." "Sliger can win a game of connect four in only three moves" "Nick Sliger can set fire to ants with a magnifying glass, at night." "Nick Sliger frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own." ---Sliger Fan 2.0 "The Brain!!!" - Jake “~In honor of Nick Sliger, all McDonald's in Indiana have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Sligersized. ~The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Nick Sliger has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. ~Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Nick Sliger to go around. ~Nick Sliger ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. ~Nick Sliger can touch MC Hammer. ~According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Nick Sliger can actually sack you yesterday. ~Nick Sliger smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Nick Sliger's personal chef. ~Everybody loves Raymond. Except Nick Sliger.” ---Sliger Fan "Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Nick Sliger can change the laws of physics. With his fists. I've seen it." ---Mr. Wilkins "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Nick Sliger pajamas." ---Anonymous "I have seen Nick grow up over the years by working with his father. Nick was a dare devil when he was a young kid and has not changed since growing into an adult. I have no doubt that he will do well at I.U. and in the N.F.L. He no doubt has great support from his family and friends which can only lead to a successful career. Best of luck." ---State Officer Wolf "The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Nick Sliger" ---Sliger Fan "-Nick Sliger does not say the phrase "Who's Your Daddy" because he already knows the answer. -The chief export of Nick Sliger is pain. -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Nick Sliger allows to live. -Nick Sliger destroyed the periodic table, because Nick Sliger only recognizes the element of surprise. -The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Nick Sliger didn't kill you in your sleep. -When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Nick Sliger. -Nick Sliger doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." "The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Nick Sliger out. It failed miserably." "Nick Sliger once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands." "When Nick Sliger does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down." "Sliger can slam a revolving door." "The following is a list of things Nick Sliger cannot do:" ---Anonymous "If you can see Nick Sliger, he can see you. If you can't see Nick Sliger you may be only seconds away from death." ---Sliger Fan "Originally Nick Sliger was to play frodo in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to destroy jewlery. Also Nick Sliger was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds." ---Sliger Fan "As a young child his older sisters often had to check the yard for his clothing. He would state that he had no clothes to wear and would be found running around naked. He would hide his clothes in the yard. We Iive on five acres- a lot of land to hide his clothes in." ---Kathy Sliger "When Sliger gets out of control at home...all his mother has to do is tell him to stand in the corner. The only problem than is that he starts to moon people that walk by." ---Shell S. "my first day on the team i was getting dressed and sliger got completely naked and bent over i had to get my vision checked afterwards" ---Thomas Hughes "get on task sliger and see me after class Monday for some extra credit...... you must put work in first.....wink wink" ---Nancy Koole "We are currently trying to find out if Sliger was made from both Coach Lidy and Officer Pilles. From our understanding from how he looks there's no doubt in our mind." ---Joe Walters "hey wus up, good luck at the game." ---Matt Atlas "SLIGER IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!Sliger deserves resepect in and off the field. He is a force to be reckoned with so WATCH OUT!!!" ---Cole S. "Nick has only one weakness.... his 9 year old cousin..... the only person to bring him to his knees in tears." ---Barbara Stevens CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO ADD YOUR OWN! The Royals' Record -Play-offs- Record: 10-3 -10/09/07 HSE vs. Pike Loss 6-13 -10/2/07 HSE vs. Warren Central WIN!!! 31-10 -10/26/07 HSE vs. Lawrence Central Win 22-0 -10/19/07 HSE vs. Richmond Win 51-21 -Regular Season- Record: 7-2 -8/17/07 HSE vs. Avon Win 17-0 -8/24/07 HSE vs. Fishers Win 32-14 -8/31/07 HSE vs. Brownsburg Loss 17-20 -9/7/07 HSE vs. Zionsville Win 14-13 -9/14/07 HSE vs. Lafayette-Jeff. Win 28-21 -9/21/07 HSE vs. Westfield Win 24-22 -9/28/07 HSE vs. Noblesville Win 35-12 -10/05/07 HSE vs. Harrison Loss 25-28 -10/12/07 HSE vs. McCutcheon Win 35-0 Congratulations to the Royals for an outstanding season!